Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!

I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.

Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.