462 Quotes About Absurd

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

Women there is no perfect man! Don't waste your money on make-up!

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.