462 Quotes About Absurd

The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.

Sometimes the reality of life is so clear and innocent that you want to slap yourself as hard as you can. Because how many tons of absurd and complex definitions you had been carrying all along about it.

Perhaps you'd hire on as Cleftlocke's minstrel.""I'd rather be sung about than sing.""I doubt you've got the voice for it anyway.

A woman always has to prove her beauty.

We can provide you democracy. When do you need it?

After the elections, voters are never given an applause.

If ever there was a case deserving Capital Punishment, it's for this white lie.

It is not over. Champions extend their limits and make things happen.

If Mickey Mouse could fly, he'd be Donald Duck.