462 Quotes About Absurd

So there is nothing to be afraid of. And yet I am afraid, afraid of what my words will do to me, to my refuge, yet again. Is there really nothing new to try? I mentioned my hope, but it is not serious. If I could speak and yet say nothing, really nothing?

There's no comfort, it seems, in the world of objects.

The Theatre of the Absurd, in the sense that it is truly the contemporary theatre, facing as it does man's condition as it is, is the Realistic theatre of our time; and that the supposed Realistic theatre—the term used here to mean most of what is done on Broadway—in the sense that it panders to the public need for self-congratulation and reassurance and presents a false picture of ourselves to ourselves is … really and truly The Theatre of the Absurd.

I used to be into ‘forbidden fruit’, but I’ve moved on to‘verboten vegetables

I'm gonna go put my earplugs in and practice piano for hours until my fingers bleed. I practice the piano with the focus of Helen Keller—and nothing can distract me from the scent of the music.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz

Don't be so hard on yourself....that's what a loofah's for

I like my coffee like I like myself....making rustling noises inside a burlap bag

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea