947 Quotes About Alcohol

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

The stains could be seen only in the sunlight, so Ruth was never really aware of them until later, when she would stop at an outdoor cafe for a cup of coffee, and look down at her skirt and see the dark traces of spilled vodka or whiskey. The alcohol had the effect of making the black cloth blacker. This amused her; she had noted in her journal: 'booze affects material as it does people'.

Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.