947 Quotes About Alcohol

Bartender," she said to an invisible person, "a Jeremy special." She grabbed two plastic cups. "Coming right up," she replied to herself.The Jeremy special ended up being an elaborate mix of fruit juices and vodka, and wasn't half bad."i think you have a successful bartending career ahead of you," I said as we made our way into the living room."Later I'll make you the Sebby special," she said. "It's used to remove paint from cars.

Drinking also maroons you without provisions on the island of self. Like most other promises it makes, alcohol's vow of kinship, that it will bridge your life to others, smooth the way, proves false. Fooled again: you're alone.

Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Market it with the persistence of a drug peddler.

How is that for some people drinking is a short-term loan on the spirit, but for others a heavy mortgage on the soul?

Being me is a job — is labour so time-consuming and expensive that I have to have a second job just to support it. So that I can drink, I have to get drink and that isn’t something people give away and then there’s drink that I need because I have drunk and the other drink I have to keep around because, sooner or later, I will drink it. That’s a full-time occupation: that’s like being a miner, or a nurse.

While I can’t walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.

Worrying about parents is a waste of time. It’s your life. Let’s have a martini.

There is indeed one person who can help solve “writer’s block”. His name is Mr Johnnie Walker.

What’s your poison or should I just waste my money by guessing something you probably won’t even drink? I’d much rather get you something you like.