947 Quotes About Alcohol

Wine gives one 'ideas,' whereas champagne gives one 'strategies.

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

Alcohol was for people who basically wished to be dead but lacked the courage to kill themselves.

My point about alcohol is that if you abuse something, it abuses you back.

Blackouts can be fun if approached with the right mindset. You just can't sweat the fact that you've lost a small portion of your life for all eternity. Occasionally, little bubbles of memory will float up like surreal Mylar party balloons at unexpected times throughout the net day and start piecing together a colorful, if incomplete, version of reality.

Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer on drunkenness. "Go to it," it said, "and good luck.

Nagbibigay na, sinasakal pa. Iyan ang Ginebra.

Though it had no wide reputation, all manner of people frequented 'The Midnight Bell.' This was in its nature, of course, since it is notorious that all manner of people frequent all manner of public-houses - which in this respect resemble railway stations and mad-houses.

Alcohol lowered inhibitions. It didn't create impulses that weren't there.