947 Quotes About Alcohol

What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

Saturation patrols allow officers to patrol a wide area where we know there are large numbers of restaurant and bars and also in areas where we have had alcohol related deaths.

The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time.

Prior to working as the head of FEMA, I was in charge of horse shows. I know that if you leave alcohol around large, warm-blooded mammals, the results are never pretty. We had to move quickly.

We need everyone's help to keep our children and young adults safe. Underage drinkers, those who host underage drinking parties, and those who distribute alcohol to minors need to know they are being watched and reported.

We need everyone's help to keep our children and young adults safe. Research makes it clear that the 'I drank when I was a kid and I'm okay' argument isn't good enough anymore. Underage drinkers, those who host underage drinking parties, and those who distribute alcohol to minors need to know they are being watched and reported.

In 2005, 63 percent of Kansas students in grades eight through 12 reported having consumed alcohol in their lives. That's an eye-opening statistic that illustrates how pervasive underage drinking is throughout our state. The tip line is a way for every Kansas resident to help combat this threat, which for too long has been kept out of sight.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.