947 Quotes About Alcohol

I'll have to (fill) him with alcohol (today) to get the real truth.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency.

I will not Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week.

Legalizing drugs would simultaneously reduce the amount of crime and raise the quality of law enforcement. Can you conceive of any other measure that would accomplish so much to promote law and order?

Every friend of freedom must be as revolted as I am by the prospect of turning the United States into an armed camp, by the vision of jails filled with casual drug users and of an army of enforcers empowered to invade the liberty of citizens on slight evidence.

We can get fuel from fruit, from that shrub by the roadside, or from apples, weeds, saw-dust - almost anything! There is fuel in every bit of vegetable matter that can be fermented. There is enough alcohol in one year's yield of a hectare of potatoes to drive the machinery necessary to cultivate the field for a hundred years. And it remains for someone to find out how this fuel can be produced commercially - better fuel at a cheaper price than we know now.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.