5,300 Quotes About America

We were just a hair's breadth from electing America's first female president to succeed America's first black president. We weren't done, but we were doing it. And then, true to form-like the Balrog's whip catching Gandalf by his little gray bootie, like the husband in a Lifetime movie hissing, 'If I can't have you, no one can'-white American voters shoved an incompetent, racist con man into the White House.

Cultures that do not wish to exist cannot be dissuaded from destroying themselves.

My father died many years ago now - of natural causes. So it goes. He was a sweet man. He was a gun nut, too. He left me his guns. They rust.

When the first settlers arrived in America nobody knew who was White and who was wrong. No Natives had ever seen a firearm before, or had a clue who could be the good guy with the gun.

Disarming law-abiding citizens will not stop unlawful citizens from obtaining one.

Make America Safe Again!

They saw it on the newsChildren sent out to schoolTo get a brighter futureSent backDeadIt's a common sight in AmericaSo commonThat the children of the 9/11 generationWho grew up watching the Twin Towers fallNow cannot feel anything but a sinking feeling of hopelessness

Everything bad gets shot at in America, says John Cole, and everything good too.

Daily mass killings are a uniquely American problem, because in America every halfwit can get his hands on a gun. You know what angry halfwits do in other countries? They throw potatoes.