678 Quotes About Aphorisms

To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires a lot of thinking.

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

Sisyphus is but a man who is trying to prove the woman that he loves her.

Pure wisdom is the 'fruit of life'; banal platitudes are the 'bane of existence'.

High heels? But of course! A lie has short legs.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.

A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

Gjithë fatkeqësia vjen kur njeriu kërkon të rrojë pa fituar, te fitojë pa punuar, të punojë pa u lodhur.