678 Quotes About Aphorisms

After the elections, voters are never given an applause.

An agnostic is a creature that is religiously skeptical whenever it is told that God exists … or that He doesn’t.

Answers were always important, but they were seldom easy.

It takes two to bribe.

Nothing holds back human progress as frequently as the misbelief that the words ‘impossible’ and ‘improbable’ are synonyms.

For authors, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line only if you are writing the letter I.

Don't worry about negative temperatures because minus times minus equals plus. If you are not very good at Maths, then put some rum in the tea.

I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe.

People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny.