22 Quotes About Bachelorhood

Chemistry has energy and it's meant to be felt.

Which crime has the female sex committed to be sentenced to the harsh necessity which consists of being locked up all life either as a prisoner or a slave? I call the nuns prisoners and the married women slaves.

I say this explicitly, that it is impossible for me to marry. That is the way it is for me. My temper is a mortal enemy to this horrible yoke, which I would not accept, even if I thus would become the ruler of the world.

LADY BRACKNELLAlgernon is an extremely, I may almost say an ostentatiously, eligible young man. He has nothing, but he looks everything. What more can one desire?

Those who don't have a wife should sublimate their sexual energies with outdoor sports or long walks.

They say bachelors have all the fun. Not so. You just get old and full of sand, nasty.

The best thing for a bachelor is to get a wife who will really cooperate in the great work.

It seems hard to remain a bachelor...to model your appearance and behaviour on one or two bachelors remembered from your youth. That is how it will be, only that in reality it will be you yourself standing there, today and later, with a body and a real head, and so with a brow too, to strike with your hand.

...and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that.