1,178 Quotes About Balls

Balls is good, dude. Balls is just - it's straight up. You know what you're getting with balls. Death is what you're getting.

Eve hugged him and whispered in his ear, "Careful. I'm fatal." He needed to remember that warning.He whispered back, holding her hair so she couldn’t squirm away, “Jesus. It’s like you said that directly to my balls.”She laughed so hard at his unexpected reply.

Alexander turned slowly to appraise Maya. It had to be uncomfortable getting that treatment up close, but she didn’t seem to care. Maybe wolves were tougher than vampires – or at least more ballsy, you know, for a girl who only had metaphorical balls.

If you really want to talk to the big boss now, make sure you leave your balls here with me, for he likes no balls on people he is talking to.

I totally bought you as a girl," says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you seem to have no balls.

You? Nervous? Man, you've got more balls than any girl I've ever known!' 'You've known some weird girls, then," I say, raising an eyebrow at him.

Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.

…golf was no longer the most popular sport among the corporate czars because they found playing with natural balls much more satisfying.

You get hit in a fight in a pub, where you gotta prove you're a man. And every goddamn man with balls has a fight in a pub! But it ain't about getting hit. It's about getting right back up!