99 Quotes About Beard


  • Author Ari Gold
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    Unless you're in an early seventies-era Eagles cover band, a founding member of a religious cult, or sleeping under a bridge in Seattle, lose the beard and get a haircut. Power doesn't have time for any form of hirsute hipster self expression.

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  • Author Steven Chopade
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    Now I know the difference between a father's rough beard and a young man's untried bristles.

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  • Author Kate Meader
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    That voice. It couldn’t be.She turned.The Marine.Her brain tried to compute the man before her. The same uncompromising blue-gray eyes, but more distant. The same fit body, but more space filling. The same rugged features, but more bearded. Bearded!

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  • Author Kate Meader
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    I would have unleashed my secret weapon.” She leaned in and whispered, “Operation Feel the Beard.”“That’s your secret weapon?” He felt his beard every day, and he could say with 100 percent certainty that it was fairly low on his list of ways into his good graces. “I think you’re overestimating the beard, Hollywood. Now if you were to feel another part of—”She felt his beard. Sweet effen Christmas.

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  • Author Victoria Denault
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    I lean closer to the screen and decide to really push her limits by hitting her with one of those pickup lines she loves to hate. "My beard wants to know if you would like a comfortable place to sit down?

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