553 Quotes About Beer

Why we are here: To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven's symphonies, and to crack a cold one now and then.

I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together!

Anheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks, like Busch Gardens. That's a comforting thought the next time you're getting ready to get on the roller coaster!

the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception,

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

We have beer and wine, but no liquor.

Our beer sales have tripled, ... Last Friday they drank us dry.

Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third.