553 Quotes About Beer

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.- The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really — like a beer that’s been in a brawl.

Alcohol is some people’s pillar of weakness.

Modern civilization owes its existence to beer. Hunter-gatherers individually lacked the time and resources to create a raspberry pilsner, so our nomadic ancestors were seduced into an agrarian lifestyle that might someday evolve into local microbrews. I am not sure if teetotalers minded the goats while others were busy getting plastered or if they were cast out of the tribe for being dull.

   'I see,' said Karl, staring at the quickly emptying basket and listening to the curious noise which Robinson made in drinking, for the beer seemed first to plunge right down into his throat and gurgle up again with a sort of whistle before finally pouring its flood into the deep.

I like dogs better than men and cats better than dogs and myself best of all, drunk in my underwear looking out the window.

Is this the end of all the endings?My broken bones are mendingWith all these nights we're spendingUp on the roof with a school girl crush Drinking beer out of plastic cupsYou say you fancy me not fancy stuff.All at once this is enough.

I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.