1,042 Quotes About Birthday

It is a peculiarity of knitters that they chronically underestimate the amount of time it takes to knit something. Birthday on Saturday? No problem. Socks are small. Never mind that the average sock knit out of sock-weight yarn contains about 17,000 stitches. Never mind that you need two of them. (That's 34,000 stitches, for anybody keeping track.) Socks are only physically small. By stitch count, they are immense.

I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing and awkward dancing with boys in awkward suits was starting to sound like a great alternative. Seriously. Sign my up, I wouldn't even complain.

If you think about it, birthdays are really pagan rituals about chanting around a flaming object that represents the amount of years taken off your life, upon which the flames are blown out and a knife is stabbed through it.

Live your life so you don´t have to have any regrets when you throw your 70 year old birthday party

Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.

Everyone is born with a seed.One thing is to know what specie you came with. Another is to know where and how it should be sown.

Celebrate your birthday with the greatest joy for the priceless gift of life, be filled with joy that brings renewed strength.

I know when a festival comes,I'm just searching for a beautiful birthday quote for her.

Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.