82 Quotes About Black-humor

Don't pull down if it don't pull you up.

A gurgling chuckle came from behind him; Jonas had heard it often enough to know that it signified something as close to laughter as the creature ever got. “Yet you believe those things won’t come if you serve your Lord? You know what they say about the road to Hell, Judas.

... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything.

Now when I was a boyMy daddy sat me on his kneeAnd he told meHe told me many thingsAnd he said soneThere's a lot of things in this worldYou're gonna have no use forAnd when you get blueAnd you've lost all your dreamsThere's nothin' like a campfireAnd a can of beans

Now when I was a boyMy daddy sat me on his kneeAnd he told meHe told me many thingsHe said sonThere's a lot of things in this worldYou're gonna have no use forAnd when you get blueAnd you've lost all your dreamsThere's nothin' like a campfireAnd a can of beans

Uhhh . . . How could he believe that the cause of their investigation was alleged fornication? The insatiable old man already sculls with a single paddle on the funeral longboat but craves power like a youth king.

Arts degrees are awesome. And they help you find meaning where there is none. And let me assure you, there is none. Don’t go looking for it. Searching for meaning is like searching for a rhyme scheme in a cookbook: you won’t find it and you’ll bugger up your soufflé.

You see, insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

He could see her planting violets on his grave, a solitary figure in a grey cloak. What a ghastly tragedy. A lump came to his throat. He became quite emotional thinking of his own death. He would have to write a poem about this. --from a Difference in Temperament