108 Quotes About Breasts

Would three boobs be better than two?

Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.

This isn’t going to work,” Justine murmured.“It is going to work,” I told her, keeping my tone confident. “We’ll breeze right in. The Rack will be with us.”Justine glanced at me with an arched eyebrow. “The Rack?”“The Rack is more than just boobs, Justine,” I told her soberly. “It’s an energy field created by all living boobs. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.

Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack

Ray was always of the opinion that a handful was more than enough. Anything else just tends to sag, once it’s out of a bra.

Her corset dropped to the floor, and he swept his hands up to cup her breasts. "I'm just ungentlemanly enough to prefer a woman's real flesh, Angel. I like the softness, the fullness of it. If I wanted to feel whalebone, I'd fondle a whale.

In my mother’s mirror, my breasts follow. They’re not half spheres unyielding, behaving how a man believes they ought. They shift and change, they form and function, and they’re mine.

Having studied the toxic biological effects of wireless radio frequency (RF) radiation, I find it amazing that women will willfully strap on two radio frequency antennas to their breasts in the form of an underwired bra. The wireless industry knows the underwired bra as a dipole antenna or doublet.

French. Feel. Finger. Fuck.