968 Quotes About Cats

If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain

Dippy sniffs box. Dippy cannot comprehend challenging concepts such as "inside" and "outside"- attempts to balance on folded box edge.Dippy falls off box. Box flips over onto Dippy.As Shakespeare would say "There were then divers alarums and great shriekings as of demons or small children under the age of three.

Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.

If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.

There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball.

My cat has been Petrified.I want to see some punishment!

You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not like dogs.

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly.The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation."I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats?