968 Quotes About Cats

I can’t complain. I’m living the good life. I’ve hunted and pillaged and fathered 130 kittens—that I know of—with twenty-six different mousers and none of this shit interferes with my sixteen hours of daily sleep. You can fuck off now. I have nothing more to say to you.

Dreadfully insincere,' said Angus. 'Psychopaths - every one of them. Show me a cat, Domenica, and I'll show you a psychopath. Textbook examples.

This cat, like most of its species, seemed rather judgmental.

Tell me having a cat's affection and a good book doesn't sound like an ideal evening.

Most of the world's agony comes from what people misinterpret in books, the rest from pampered house cats.

Cats, tea and candles, is all the therapy, I will ever need.

Cats hate us. They hate us so much. But they also need us. They need us more than they hate us.

I loved that there were cat symbols everywhere: feline figurines in window storefronts, cat posters, and cat ads. Even the construction signs were cats- pink-and-white Hello Kitty figures hanging off barriers, to keep pedestrians from stumbling into holes in the road.

A cat needs a place as much as it needs a person to make its own.