79 Quotes About Chairs

If it’s about me, I can be assured that there will be a bunch of empty chairs in the auditorium of my life; save the one I’m sitting in.

Chair or no chair: a binary relation. But the vicissitudes of moving the body around are infinite. You never know what a person in a chair can do.

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.

If you can't PRAY for the peace your church, PROMOTE the Christian doctrines, PREPARE for every good work and PROVIDE for the expansion of the Church, you are just like the PEWS (table and chairs) in the chapel.

Chairs are useful

When we look at an empty chair and say 'the chair is empty', the 'emptiness' gets angry because the chair is actually not empty, the 'emptiness' is sitting there!

The glory of the carpenter is the tables and chairs he manufactures; the glory of God is you and me because He manufactured us!

When an empty person sits on an empty chair, the chair will still remain empty!

As I indicated, I do not believe that any chair, however elegant, contributes significantly to life or solves problems that can be considered major by anyone who is not minor.