29 Quotes About Coffee-humor

You know when you're driving your car and you can't see properly so you turn the music down to see better? That's how stupid he feels right now.

For some reason riding a caffeinated dragon just sounded like a monumentally bad idea.

I’d like to THANK whoever saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!

I’d like to THANK the genius who saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!!!!

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!

The donut dunked herself in coffeeBut burnt herself in the processAnd despite the scars she boreShe was delicious anyways

Mrs. Windemere always had a cup of hot coffee waiting for me. Black, which, she said, was the only way to drink it if you wanted to be awake to serve the god of Creativity

The Lord must have created coffee to reward humans for those bad times they sometimes have on Earth.

Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life.