53 Quotes About Comebacks

I throw my head back and laugh long and hard. Then I lean in and whisper in her ear, "You don't know who you're fucking with, princess. Ain't no one do bad like I do.

Is my name dorothy?NoThen why do u think munchkins could help me?

You must be poor.why?cuz ur not making any cents!

Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers.They're not.Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?

You better check your playlist. Because you are on the wrong track.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right...you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean

You believe in love, just as a child believes in Santa Claus or a fairy tale.”“What is love then, if not a fairy tale meant for adults?

What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?