89 Quotes About Comedy-humor

Frank: Dude. Bro. I'm not wearing underwear. Is it nippley outside?

Many people have asked me, "Why title your book Creating a Concierge?" There is no correct answer. Call it creation, evolution, or chance, but ultimately it's what felt right.

Being an asshole to us just makes you look like an asshole.

All the world is a stage, concierges are but actors in it.

In what universe would it be okay for someone to take a redneck dip in a hotel fountain?

I can fly around the world in one night. I can wink and go up a chimney in a split second. I can be in 500 shopping malls on the same weekend. I can even fit enough gifts for the entire world into one tiny sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer, but I CANNOT FIX THIS CONFOUNDED COMPUTER!

There is no reason to hate anybody, because we came into existence, not by hate-making, but through love-making.

Beware of nostalgic stimulus if you’re allergic to the logic of strategic comedy.

A Dead End Job is what happens when the tentacle-arm monkeys living in my brain get filtered into an urban fantasy novel.