1,680 Quotes About Comedy

I’ve never been bothered with my conduct. I’ve only been bothered by people that don’t get it correct when they gossip about me.

I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right.

What was it with evildoers trying to hire my boyfriend as a mercenary?

Was that tragedy? Or was that comedy? Was there really any difference?

When men were ready to marry, look out. Their evolution busted out all over. They nabbed the closest female hanging out near their caves, anyone who looked like she would clean his woolly mammoth tunics down by the creek, keep his fires burning, bear his children, and tote his brood around on a fur-clad hip.

You two have just reached the level of annoyingly cute.

I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident