1,680 Quotes About Comedy

It’s still all “ifs” “buts” and “maybes”.’ ‘Maybe,’ I said. ‘But if what I’m saying is correct …

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on this sofa, it would be ninety per cent disappointment.

And then split his own cranium in half. I would like to see you do that yourself Blore. It would take some practice.

Primark 'till I die

What is she doing here? I wondered. Hasn't she had enough green-upping?

Comedy is second nature for me.

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.

It's a very difficult thing to master. I don't think that many people have the light touch that comedy commands.

I think the mother-daughter between Estelle and me was one made in comedy heaven.