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  • Author Bill Bryson
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    So what's your sign?' said Mary Ellen.'Cunnilingus,' Katz answered and looks profoundly unhappy.She looked at him. 'I don't know that one.' She made an I'll-be-darned frown and said, 'I thought I knew them all. Mine's Libra.' She turned to me. 'What's yours?''I don't know.' I tried to think of something. 'Necrophilia.

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  • Author Charles Dickens
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    We are older, Mr. Clennam," said Christopher Casby. We are - not younger," said Clennam. After this wise remark he felt that he was scarcely shining with brilliancy, and became aware that he was nervous.

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