1,680 Quotes About Comedy

You’re very eloquent, Nick,” Harold suddenly said to me, leaning across from the other side of the circle. “You certainly have a way with words. What is it that you do for a living?”“I’m a stand-up comedian,” I said, wiping the tears from my face. “I make people laugh.

Comedy is just anger with a dash of humour thrown in to cover the rage

It is not for me to draw parallels between my own life and that of Christ.

Comedy is like life lessons.

Life class... that's how we call stand up... and comedy special.

The unity between tragedy and comedy appears then, 'Je Suis'. Neither tears of mirth nor of sorrow, and yet passing through the two.

And then I go over to the Delta Help Desk, which is an oxymoron, and I go, "Can I please go home on an airplane?" and they go "No! In fact, we"re gonna frame you for murder, and you're gonna go to jail for thirty years!"And I go, "Why are you doing this to me?!"And they go, "Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare!

It occurred to Midhat that a tragic story told quickly might contract easily into a comedy, and without the measure of its depths make the audience laugh.

When the thing did not explode, Polybotes bent down cautiously and picked it up.He roared in outrage. "A Ding Dong? You dare insult me with a Ding Dong?