1,680 Quotes About Comedy

better not bring up a lion inside your city,But if you must, then humour all his moods.

Now that I had assigned myself an act without jokes, I gave myself a rule. Never let them know I was bombing

The gift has never kept our family safe, Grandmother had warned. A reassuring thought as Frank hunted poisonous fire-breathing devil snakes.

The alchemy of time transforms everything into comedy. Everything. Even crucifixion.

In a tragic contradiction between the normal and the exceptional, there is suffering, in a comic contradiction, none.

hospital: (n.) where the healthy go to get misdiagnosed and the sick go to get mistreated.

FRED WOLF: No one goes to Hollywood to meet their future husband or wife, or buy a house and have kids. They all go to Hollywood because they're kind of damaged and there's something they're searching for.

The circumstances that had conspired to put them in their present predicament were convoluted to say the least. You could say the origins lay in an unlikely mix of rock and roll music, Adolf Hitler and a peculiarly persuasive ukulele salesman from Croydon.

He behaves the hard chaw, your man there, but he's thick as a plank for stupid.