1,680 Quotes About Comedy

I see birthdays as a reward for having shown up 365 in a row. It's like getting a badge for attendance.

Men fake sleep the way women fake orgasms: to be left alone already.

मूर्खताओं की एक परिणति प्रेम और प्रेम की एक परिणति मूर्खता भी है.

entanglement: (n.) quantum physics term for when the sheets wrap around two bodies in space.

From age sixteen to age twenty, a woman's body is a temple. From twenty-one to forty-five, it's an amusement park. From forty-five on, it's a terrarium.

Comedy is fun.. and okay… but the moment you go deeper you playing with deep shit cycle.

In face of comedy everything is funny… right voice tonality, right body language… and you are already half-way there as a comedian.

What these sounds mean, he thought, is: I am alive and so are you. And we're all very worried that we might not be alive for much longer, so we'll just keep talking, because that's better than thinking.

Not only do women hold up half the sky; we do it while carrying a 500-pound purse.