1,680 Quotes About Comedy

When the Apocalypse comes, you'll find me pushing Marie Antoinette out of the way and saying, 'Let me eat cake! Forget them; I want the cake! Two helpings! I have some friends with me! Is there coffee with the cake, Marie? I'm just asking.

Boys are rewarded for playing games where they line up by height and then run into walls. Perhaps I'm making that up--or perhaps you should do a Google search for "Guy Runs into Wall for Fun.

I'd say you pass muster" "Past master? I'm the present master." "...Yes. Of course.

Doug: Either straighten out your life or drink more coffee. And from what I heard about you, Id do the latte.

If I were serious I would never have become a wizard, would I?

Evangeline mashed the potatoes with excessive force. She could work out her frustration over Logan's obstinance and produce silky smooth potatoes at the same time. Benefits all around.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

Oh, Moss," she said. "How little faith you have in others.""Do you blame me? I don't have much faith to go on these days, what with the world ending around us.""You know, sometimes it does feel like we're in one of those trendy dystopian novels," she admitted. "Except a lot less white.

You’re brave.” Lorna said. “I’m not,” I assured her, trying not to bristle. I hate being called brave. It’s almost as bad as inspiring.