1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

i prefer to think of the good times. Like when you held my hair as I was vomiting into a bucket.

Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.

Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.

An old fashioned outfit is not a costume, it's a comedy.

I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.

Tomorrow looked a lot better yesterday

Comedy should provoke! It should blast through prejudices, challenge preconceptions; comedy should always leave you different than when it found you.