360 Quotes About Comics

MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!

Do you know what the people will say about this day thousands of years from now? What they will say about these creatures and their valiant last stand? Nothing... because we will not tell them. Oblivion is all there is for--

Quando non ci sarà più posto all’inferno, capirete l’importanza di prenotare

Teddy: Sorry, Kaplan. You're stuck with me. Till death do us part.Billy: Teddy Altman, did you just propose to me?

WINE!Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!

Of what import are brief, nameless lives . . . to Galactus??.

So where'd you park the car, Max?''I don't know. I couldn't see over the wheel.''That's okay. I think I can smell it.

Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!

MIDLIFE is that pivotal moment when you can FINALLY say that you basically have all your shit together and then your body starts falling apart!