38 Quotes About Contests

I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda.

The only thing in life that's really interesting is the contest. We are all contestants--whether we admit it or not. If I read 20 pages of a book and they're no good, I put it down. Maybe it's good after 100 pages, but I can't wait. The author lost.

All contests are unfair; you just have to win them.

A call for authors... to arms!!! (Actually, to pens.) O_OCheck out my latest blog post (via my profile), for more faboo 411!!!Fear ye NOT the contest!!!

Take away the contests of the martyrs, and you have taken away their crowns.

I am constitutionally competent to contest the elections.

At our twentieth reunion, we had a picnic at Cascade Park. It was 1951 and most of us had little kids. There were games and contests and it was a lot of fun.

The great contest for the presidency is about the future, who can lead, who can get things done.

Good advertising is a happy wedding of words and pictures, not a contest between them.