240 Quotes About Cynical

But if my life were to be a movie, it most definitely would not be a romantic comedy – more like a dramatic comedy. A dramedy.

Life eternal. When I heard tell of it in legends and fables, I snorted at the notion, calling it a pipe dream. However, now that I think about it, that ridicule may have been superficial, intended to force myself to understand that my own yearning. . . could never be reality.

The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people.

This year had been one for the books. And by that, Jason meant a book that got doused in gasoline, set on fire, and kicked over a cliff.

The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.

Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.--Brianna Fraser to Roger MacKenzie

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.

The girls said she was too cynical about love, but how could you not be? On the surface, relations between men and women were all soft kisses and white gowns and hand-holding. But underneath they were a scary, complicated, ugly mess, just waiting to rise to the surface.

Some people are in such utter darkness that they will burn you just to see a light. Try not to take it personally.