381 Quotes About Dark-humor

I found her. There was blood everywhere. I slipped and fell in it.''That's awful,' Ling said when she found her voice again.'It was awful. I loved those pants.

As Martin noted, to the detectives conducting his interview, it was a good thing he'd been inebriated, because otherwise he would have wasted time screaming and running about - especially once he realized he was standing in a pool of blood. Instead, with the slow methodical patience of the drunk and terrified, Martin Turner dialed 999 and asked for the police.

Las convenciones siempre nos imponen su locura en los momentos menos apropiados.

We don't want your fucking tots and pears.

I read a report that said 88% of adults trust their doctors - well, 100% of dead people don't!

I did not need an unstable relationship to teach me about the evils of broken promises. I had parents for that.

DECAPITATION.I simply love the word. Head over heels.

Everything is the Matrix, Nihilism is awesome, stay woke, fuck formalism, kill yourself.

Sometimes I miss the people my characters were before I ruined their lives.