1,975 Quotes About Dating

Do many guys ask you out twice?""Only the ones with balls.

Simon’s love life was complicated, but there was a pang, just for a moment, for this woman talking graphic novels with him. Ah, well. Tessa Gray, foxy nerd, was probably dating someone already.

I spent the weekend after our date wishing I could stab him with my fluffy-duck pen and staring at the phone hoping he'd call. Dating is a very tricky business.

..."Dont marry an orange and expect him to turn into an apple." If you want an orange, great. If not, put him back in the proverbial fruit bowl for someone else to enjoy and move on.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.

When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.

It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.

Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.