1,975 Quotes About Dating

When picking a life partner, I don’t get to pick the best one available. I get to pick the best one available who picks me back. In this way, the online dating search process is much more similar to the job search process than it is to the house hunting process.

It’s not worth it to try to get under the skin of some jerky creep.

You can order up a date for New Year’s using GPS. Damn. There really is an app for everything now.

You can’t even go to a bar anymore, meet strangers that become friends or women who become lovers. You need the extra step of finding them through an app or bonding over an app, that or the make and model of your fucking phone, which you must display as much as possible.

Just because he says does not mean he means it

...If you're not with family on major holidays, people worry, calling to see if you're being sufficiently festive, yelling at you if you eat Chee-tos for phans by circumstance, geography, or choice, but a cultural conspiracy was afoot to make us feel otherwise. Work, I decided, was the antidote.

The more they explain not being attracted to their parents the less I believe them

He gets to have these lovely soul-searching chats with you - no commitment or expectation; then he gets to shag Little Miss Tinder when he likes - no commitment or expectation.

The quality of a romantic relationship is defined by the level of sensuality each party is bringing to that relationship.