60 Quotes About Dick

Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass.

The problem is that literalization everything said!For example Philip Dick........., when you heard the last name you probably laught didn't you???(How do I know?? We will talk later about this!)But the last name "Dick" is a short name for "Richard". (I don't get what's the funny!) :)

I spit out to my heart and my mind. when you collect them together, they can not show the resistance of a average dick.

I don’t really think of myself as gay, though,” he began, and Kit rolled his eyes. “Don’t be so naïve, Willem,” he said. “Once you’ve touched a dick, you’re gay.

I swear, the bigger the bully, the smaller the dick.

Fuck all of you," John retorded. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination.

Liking your own status in social networks is similar to kissing your own dick.

I like your dick better than you.

I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks. Men do it, women do it; can't be all bad if everybody's doin' it. I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help.