75 Quotes About Disasters

Disasters work like alarm clocks to the world, hence God allows them. They are shouting, 'Wake up! Love! Pray!

Don't look so worried. Most successful missions are just a series of barely averted disasters.

The witch who claims to forbear her magick for fear of causing the next Indian tsunami is really saying that she is powerful enough to kill thousands of innocent strangers when all she meant to do was water her mugwort. She can't be challenged to produce evidence of this, because doing could provoke earthquakes and Africanized bee attacks.

You're a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.

It’s strange how necessary it is to have problems to be able to prepare for avoiding future disasters.

Is there anything more frightening than people?

I noticed that volcanoes, earthquakes and floods, though are not good events, they are better than the silence of good people when bad people take the podium. The latter are to an extent uncontrollable, but the former can be stopped.

Here's a new 'Blessing' for our time -- 'May Anderson Cooper never be sent to report on your town!

The water of such a nation (living godly) will not fail. Talking of harmony between the people of the land and nature. Natural catastrophes and disasters shall be far from such a people. There shall be rain in its time, sun in its time. Nature will respond adequately to the needs and desires of such a people.