83 Quotes by Ahmed Mostafa

Life is better when you're drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic.

If one is sick, one is usually the last person to know.

Everything has a price. The price, however, isn't always money.

No one answer is ever the answer.

Why don't I just go against all reason, ignore past experiences and fall in love with you?

You're a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.

It's the geek who gets the girl, not the jock.

Life is a bitch; you get used though, or you kill yourself. Either way, you're winning.

Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff; together.