1,791 Quotes About Dog

If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.

The more I see of dogs, the more I like children.

(I) just had to show there's life in the old dog yet. (You) don't have to go out and shoot me.

You learn in this business.. If you want a friend, get a dog.

My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities.

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.

Was the majority right when they stood by while Jesus was crucified? Was the majority right when they refused to believe that the earth moved around the sun and let Galileo be driven to his knees like a dog? It takes fifty years for the majority to be right. The majority is never right until it does right.

Well, I'm pretty domestic actually. I walk my dog. I go grocery shopping. I hang out with friends. I'm pretty normal, whatever normal is, on my off time.

Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.