1,261 Quotes About Drinking

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.

The technology companies don't understand creative things at all. Silicon Valley's view of the creative process in Hollywood is a bunch of guys in their young thirties sitting on a couch, drinking beer, and thinking up jokes.

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Men even contract the dirty, filthy habit of chewing tobacco, and when the habit gets a good hold upon them they are never satisfied except when they have a wad of the stuff in their mouth. So with drinking. It is largely a habit.

No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.

You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don't realize that plumbers in the South make less money than when they used to install separate drinking fountains.

I gave up smoking, I never gave up the drinking. But it's hard to smoke and swim at the same time. You'd get to the edge of the pool and all you'd be wanting is a cigarette when all you actually really want is oxygen. So I traded the smoke for the oxygen.

Eating, drinking, and depression disorders are really thinking disorders.

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.