1,261 Quotes About Drinking

  • Author Anne Lamott
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    Charles had once remarked that holding onto a resentment was like eating rat poison and waiting for the rat to die.

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  • Author Anne Lamott
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    In fact, not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die.

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  • Author Artie Lange
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    Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

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  • Author Bobby Lee
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    A lot of people that are in the disease of drinking and using can be caught up on the denial aspect of it. I don't have a problem with that. I am very sensitive. I can just feel when things are getting out of control and I go, 'Oh, you have to deal with this. Because you can die.' I've always sort of had that.

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  • Author David Letterman
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    You know, Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska, you know that. And she's a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. So great, is what I'm thinking, another vice president that shoots a drinking buddy; just get ready.

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  • Author David Letterman
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    Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before

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  • Author David Letterman
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    Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit a barrier trying to get to the White House. It's the same thing that is happening to Hillary.

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