1,261 Quotes About Drinking

That's a rather flippant quote "drinking and writing bad poetry" from me. I mean, I said it, but I was doing other stuff too. I certainly didn't manage the full stretch of four years.

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

The wages of Gin is Debt.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

We need to do a better job of keeping drugs out of lakes, rivers and drinking water.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.

The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind.

There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician."