1,261 Quotes About Drinking

After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.

I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day and bought huge quantities. I could feel them wondering why I wasn't dead yet and it made me uncomfortable. They probably weren't thinking any such thing, but then a man gets paranoid when he has 300 hangovers a year.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

his lips drink water but his heart drinks wine

I try to convince myself that it's the alcohol talking. But alcohol can't talk. It just sits there. It can't even get itself out of the bottle.

You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again.Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain —Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away;What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.