1,261 Quotes About Drinking

So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.

Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.

Ronan did not smoke; he preferred his habits with hangovers.

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.- The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

It comes in pints?

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.