1,261 Quotes About Drinking

Caution: Drinking is not good for the phone.

Drink in presence and taste the ambrosia of life.

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

I drank until I couldn’t remember which hand held the gun and which the bottle. I drank until they were the same.

Like so many things in life, a well-poured pint of Guinness is worth waiting for.

The illicit Irish homemade spirit, poitin was frowned upon by the Catholic Church, which made its manufacture grave enough of a sin to require a bishop's absolution rather than that of the regular parish priest. Ah, the lengths the Irish will go to for "the demon drink!

I drink to make other people interesting." or"I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.

My ballocks have cramped, my guts are wrenching and my throat feels like its swallowed liquid fire; my head spins & it stings when I piss. Thundering arsefart, this is truly a man's drink.

This book has the best quote describing the feeling of getting drunk. "I was starting to get drunk now, and I was clinging with my fingertips to the last vestige of decorum. Soon, however, I knew there would come that moment when, without anyone's bidding, I would slip through a crack in the floorboards and find myself rowing across the River Styx with my demon entourage, and not until morning would I fully be able to assess the consequences". Perfect.